Davy Jones goes to seminary.

 

 

When a guy comes up to you on September 24th and starts a conversation with, "Valentine's Day is February 14th," how exactly do you respond to that?

Here is a list of possible responses that I have compiled, should this ever happen to you:

 

1) **blank stare**

2) Sure is....do you have any plans? **wink, wink**

3) So?

4) So THATS why I can't get a reservation anywhere.

5) Ugh, don't remind me.

6) Yes, but my love for you lasts all year long.

 

I went with a combination of 1) then 3) and then he proceded to tell me that I was wearing a red shirt.

Well, silly me. I should have known better than to wear a red shirt in September. I bet he gets real angry 'round Christmas time.

 

Tally of celebrity sitings at GCTS:

Mark Wahlberg works in the cafeteria.

Davy Jones (of the Monkees, not Pirates of the Caribbean) is a student.